How to use Sitemeter in your Blog?

One of tools on the blog that is often used are statistics and tracker, so bloggers can know easily how many visitors in their blog, and the most popular free statistic tool is Sitemeter…

So how to use Sitemeter in your Blog?

1. Please visit http://www. sitemeter.com

2. Click Sign Up for registration

3. Fill all the textbox and click the check box

4. After that, open your email because you will get your username and password for verification.

5. Back to sitemeter, and login with your username and password

6. Click Manager

7. Click Meter Style Menu for choose the sitemeter style that you want to put in your blog

8. Click Select

9. Click HTML Code

10. Click Adding site Meter to a Blogger.com site

11. Copy all the HTML code in your Layout Blog (Add Gadget)

12. Finish!

Good Luck For you!!

Fruit Salad 's Recipe

INGREDIENTS :

- Fresh fruit : Apple, Melon, Pear

- Canned fruit : Longan (Kelengkeng), Lychee, Peach Halves

- Cheese

- Fresh milk – 1 can

- Mineral water – 1 can

- Cornflour (Maizena) – 2 spoon

- Sugar – 3 spoon

- Salt – ½ spoon

- Roombutter – 3 spoon

- Pepper – ½ spoon

- Yolk – 5 egg

- Mayonaize – 3 spoon

- Vinegar (sufficiently)

HOW TO COOK :

Mayonaize dough

1. Mix fresh milk, mineral water, maizena, sugar, salt, roombutter, and pepper in pan, after that cooked with small fire while stirred

2. Shake the yolk in another bowl until homogen, and mix with a little mayonize liquid dough while stirred, and then enter it into a pan, wait until cooked while stirred again and lifted from the stove.

3. Add mayonize and vinegar to the dough that already cooked,and stirred until homogen.

For the fruit

1. Peeled the fresh fruits and sliced according to your taste

2. Filtered the water from canned fruit and sliced the fruit according to your taste

After finish mix the fruit and the mayonize dough and give cheese on the top..

Finish..

How to make Read More in Blogspot….?

There are 2 easy phases to make Read More in your Blog :

First Phase : Edit HTML

1. Please open www.blogger.com in your browser

2. Log in to your blog --> Click Layout --> Click Edit HTML

3. After that check list expand template widget , and searh HTML code like this :

<data:post.body>

4. Replace that code with this :

<b:if cond='data:blog.pageType="item"'>
<style>.fullpost{display:inline;}</style>
<p><data:post.body/></p>
<b:else/>
<style>.fullpost{display:none;}</style>
<p><data:post.body/></p>
<a expr:href='data:post.url'>Read More</a>
</b:if>

You can change Read More according to your wishes..

5. And Click Save Template

Second Phase : How to posting

1. Click Posting

2. Please create a new article, and specify the paragraph you want to display.

3. After finish write the article, Click Edit HTML and put this code after that paragraph.

<span class="fullpost">




4. And put this code in the end of the article.

</span>




5. Finish!

Note : Edit HTML

Nasreddin Story

Most of Nasreddin’s neighbours were pleasant people, who were always ready to help each other when they were in trouble, but there was one woman who lived in his street who was disliked by everybody because she was always interfering in other people’s business, and because she was always borrowing things from people and then forgetting to give them back
Early one morning, Nasreddin heard a knock at his front door, and, when he opened it, found this woman outside. “Good morning, Nasreddin,” she said. “I have to take some things to my sister’s house in the town today, and I have not got a donkey, as you know. Will you lend me yours ? I will bring it back this evening.”
“I am sorry,” answered Nasreddin. “If my donkey was here, I would of course lend it to you very willingly, but it is not.”

“Oh?” said the woman. “It was here last night, because I saw it behind your house. Where is it now?”

“My wife took into town early this morning,” answered Nasreddin. Just then the donkey brayed loudly.
“You’re not telling the truth, Nasreddin!” the woman said angrily. “I can hear your donkey. You should be ashamed of yourself, telling lies to a neighbour!”
“You are the one who should be ashamed, not me!” shouted Nasreddin. “Is it good manners to believe a donkey’s word rather than that of one of one’s neighbour?”

(Advanced Stories for Reproduction)

Boys and Girls...

Amanda Gardenet was eighteen. Her parents decided to have her birthday party in a hotel. About two hundred people came to the party. And old woman was staying in the hotel. She heard the music and came into the party room. The young boys and girl were dancing in the middle of the room. The old lady sat down and watched. Then she said, “When I was young, parties were different. It was very easy to tell who was a boy and who was a girl. Today it is very difficult to tell who is a boy and who was a girl. ” the person sitting next to her said nothing.

The old lady continued, “When I was young, boys wore trousers and girls wore dresses. Look at that girl over there. She’s wearing boy’s jeans.” the person sitting next to her said nothing.

The old lady continued, “When I was young, boys had short hair and girls had long hair, so was very easy to tell who was a boy and who was a girl. That girl’s hair is very short. It is a boy’s haircut.” the person sitting next to her said nothing.

Then old lady said, “Do you think she is a boy or a girl? It is very difficult to tell, isn’t it ?”

The person sitting next to her said, “No. It is very easy for me because that girl is my daughter.”

The old lady was very embarrassed and she said, “Oh dear. I’m sorry. I didn’t know you where her father.”

The person sitting next to her replied, “. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ”

“I’m not her father, I’m her mother…”


(Lessons with laughter)